January 2012
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Playing unplugged in my bed so I don't disturb my...
I didn’t have any picks, so I cut them out of old gift cards.
amandahong asked: And THAT'S why you order no beans. But in all seriousness. I hate crappily wrapped burritos too.
To all of you douchebags at Mission that were...
angelarzxu:
animolgill:
I’ve never been so disgusted before.
This this this. It sucked that we couldn’t say anything about it because what you guys did was so ambiguous.
We all knew what you guys were really thinking.
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
More laughs here
tastefullyoffensive:
via
God. I really want some steak now.
phattyfishpatty:
T-bone. New York. Filet Mignon. Ribeye. Sirloin. Any cut, any style. I want steak.
All the time.
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It's a hard knock life for the chronically lazy.
blacktimtebow:
i just watched nicki minaj’s stupid hoe video and my brain is leaking out of my ears and i think i have to go to the emergency room
IT’S. SO. BAD.
Studying for finals and watching the SOTU live on...
Historical parallels between the 19th century and modern day. Bellotti would be proud.
State of the Union Live Stream
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WE CAN DANCE. IF WE WANT TO.
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND.
BECAUSE IF YOUR FRIENDS DON’T DANCE, AND IF THEY DON’T DANCE, WELL THEY’RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE.
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Every morning there's a halo hanging from the...
Damn, Sugar Ray. Why so catchy.
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I always see people's posts and status updates...
And they’re always hella serious and I’m always overcome with the strongest urge to just write something hella sassy as a reply or to write down something hella funny in response that I just thought of but I refrain because then people will think I’m weirder than they do already.
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Little kids are awesome.
So our family friends just moved to CA from NY and they brought along their cute little kids. One is 2 and the other is 4 and they’re so adorable. Every time I come home and they’re there they swarm me and latch on to my legs and it’s great.
The little one likes it when I pick her up and make airplane sounds and toss her around and catch her. She just runs up to me and puts her...
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Kyle Williams is a dead man.
I hope he finds a deep hole to hide in this off season.
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Vernon Davis for president.
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My mom is really nice and has good intentions.
She just doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I’m not trying to be rude or arrogant or anything but it’s true. This isn’t her native country. Everything works differently. If she’d just take the time to sit down and talk with me so that I can explain to her how things work, maybe she’d be able to use her good intentions to actually help me instead of...
